Sydney, Australia – A corporate minion was given a reprimand for “not being a team player”. Last week, John Lee was told that he had failed to meet one of his key performance indicators (KPIs). He contested that decision because his position is a core function of the company. “I only get to do the work that comes to me,” said Lee. “You can’t do the work if people don’t give you work. It’s not like the support departments where you can just keep shuffling paper as long as the

Not as strong as the first season. Pacing can be better but overall a moderately entertaining follow-up.

A study by J. Trepel et al titled “Global analysis suggests nitrogen deposition as an underestimated driver of vegetation greening” published on 20 July 2026 finds that our breathing and passing gas make trees grow. The paper is 12 pages with the main text about 8 pages. The remaining are references. The study attempts to model the effects of nitrogen (N) deposition on greening at a global scale from 2001 to 2024. It is not merely nitrogen in the atmosphere, nitrogen from hum

Los Angeles, CA – A company is promoting and celebrating women in the workplace. “We’re not simply interested in having women as cleaners or the average minion in the office, that’s been going on for decades; we want them to be executives and CEOs,” said CEO Cliff Dushpaggery. Dushpaggery takes the innovative approach by constantly releasing company newsletters about women in the office and how much he wants them to be executives. “Well, maybe not while I’m the CEO but you kn