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Californian Midget Glad He is Older than 16
Sacramento, CA – A 48-year-old midget is glad that he is way older than the cut-off age under which one will be required to pass the “5-Step test” regarding seatbelts as outlined in AB 435. “I’d fail that test,” said the midget. “Either way, I refuse to use a booster seat.” He is also suspicious of the government’s motives for passing this kind of legislation. “I don’t know if they want revenue from fines,” said the midget, “but since when did they care about children? Maybe
Simian Practicalist
2 hours ago
Anime Review: Sparks of Tomorrow
Looks great but two of the main characters are annoying and the plot lacks substance.
Very Average Joe
1 day ago
Anime Review: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel – Northern War
Interesting enough premise but clumsy plotting. Visually cheap. It may work in a game but not so much as a 12-episode series.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
The Catechism of the Council of Trent
The Catechism of the Council of Trent, also referred to as The Roman Catechism, was issued by order of Pope Pius V. The introduction briefly goes through the history of the text. There have been many catechisms through the centuries. At the beginning of the Council of Trent in 1545 under Pope Paul III, a uniform instructional text was called for. However, due to other matters, it was not until sixteen years later—during which Pope Julius III had reigned and died—when a commis
Very Average Joe
5 days ago
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Anime Review: Sparks of Tomorrow
Looks great but two of the main characters are annoying and the plot lacks substance.
Very Average Joe
1 day ago
Anime Review: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel – Northern War
Interesting enough premise but clumsy plotting. Visually cheap. It may work in a game but not so much as a 12-episode series.
Very Average Joe
3 days ago
The Catechism of the Council of Trent
The Catechism of the Council of Trent, also referred to as The Roman Catechism, was issued by order of Pope Pius V. The introduction briefly goes through the history of the text. There have been many catechisms through the centuries. At the beginning of the Council of Trent in 1545 under Pope Paul III, a uniform instructional text was called for. However, due to other matters, it was not until sixteen years later—during which Pope Julius III had reigned and died—when a commis
Very Average Joe
5 days ago
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Californian Midget Glad He is Older than 16
Sacramento, CA – A 48-year-old midget is glad that he is way older than the cut-off age under which one will be required to pass the “5-Step test” regarding seatbelts as outlined in AB 435. “I’d fail that test,” said the midget. “Either way, I refuse to use a booster seat.” He is also suspicious of the government’s motives for passing this kind of legislation. “I don’t know if they want revenue from fines,” said the midget, “but since when did they care about children? Maybe
Simian Practicalist
2 hours ago
Experts Warn of New COVID Mitch Strain
Atlanta, GA – Experts are warning of a new COVID strain detected on the East Coast of the US, dubbed the “Mitch” variant. “It’s a real nasty one,” said Professor Ben Chao. “It’ll knock you out for at least three months and take away whatever little ability you have to talk.” Victims tend to be bedridden, although some manage simple tasks like talking on the phone, even if they normally don’t make any sense. “It can be deadly too,” added Chao, “particularly to the vulnerable p
Simian Practicalist
Sep 17
Office Worker Turns Up to Work on a Stretcher
Frankfort, KY – A man has been fired after turning up to the office on a stretcher. “It’s not that he turned up barely conscious in a stretcher,” said the manager, Mick. “It’s the fact that it’s his first appearance in like three months. He didn’t even call in sick.” The man is “pretty sure” that his wife did inform management but he admitted that she was out of the country “so she probably forgot”. Management is adamant that the man has been grossly negligent. “This is an of
Simian Practicalist
Sep 15
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