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Film Review: Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Still cheese and cringe but the characters do feel fuller in this film.
Very Average Joe
14 minutes ago
“No Place for Violence” in Country That Has National Day Celebrating Violence
Paris, France – In response to the escalating protests and riots across France, President Emmanuel Macron has issued a statement on social media that there is “no place for violence in our Republic”. “So what if our national holiday celebrates a false flag event of storming some stupid half-empty building and executing the Catholic monarchs a few years later?!” said Macron. “That doesn’t give people the right to riot!” The president insists that this has nothing to do with im
Simian Practicalist
Oct 19
Anime Film Review: Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative
More of the same, which is fine in itself, but the emotional resonance for the main characters and their relationships is insufficient.
Very Average Joe
Oct 15
Anime Review: Lycoris Recoil
Plotting can be better, but decent “girls with guns” action with genuinely lovable main characters.
Very Average Joe
Oct 11
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Film Review: Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Still cheese and cringe but the characters do feel fuller in this film.
Very Average Joe
14 minutes ago
Anime Film Review: Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative
More of the same, which is fine in itself, but the emotional resonance for the main characters and their relationships is insufficient.
Very Average Joe
Oct 15
Anime Review: Lycoris Recoil
Plotting can be better, but decent “girls with guns” action with genuinely lovable main characters.
Very Average Joe
Oct 11
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“No Place for Violence” in Country That Has National Day Celebrating Violence
Paris, France – In response to the escalating protests and riots across France, President Emmanuel Macron has issued a statement on social media that there is “no place for violence in our Republic”. “So what if our national holiday celebrates a false flag event of storming some stupid half-empty building and executing the Catholic monarchs a few years later?!” said Macron. “That doesn’t give people the right to riot!” The president insists that this has nothing to do with im
Simian Practicalist
Oct 19
Californian Midget Glad He Is Older than 16
Sacramento, CA – A 48-year-old midget is glad that he is way older than the cut-off age under which one will be required to pass the “5-Step test” regarding seatbelts as outlined in AB 435. “I’d fail that test,” said the midget. “Either way, I refuse to use a booster seat.” He is also suspicious of the government’s motives for passing this kind of legislation. “I don’t know if they want revenue from fines,” said the midget, “but since when did they care about children? Maybe
Simian Practicalist
Oct 1
Experts Warn of New COVID Mitch Strain
Atlanta, GA – Experts are warning of a new COVID strain detected on the East Coast of the US, dubbed the “Mitch” variant. “It’s a real nasty one,” said Professor Ben Chao. “It’ll knock you out for at least three months and take away whatever little ability you have to talk.” Victims tend to be bedridden, although some manage simple tasks like talking on the phone, even if they normally don’t make any sense. “It can be deadly too,” added Chao, “particularly to the vulnerable p
Simian Practicalist
Sep 17
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