FBI Raids Palpatine Residence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
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- Aug 4
- 1 min
Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
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- Jul 28
- 1 min
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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- May 28
- 1 min
Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
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- May 16
- 1 min
Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
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- Apr 13
- 1 min
Aliens Ban Will Smith Attending Their “Invasions”
Grand Canyon, AZ – Slimy aliens with tentacles who want to invade and occupy planet Earth have banned Will Smith from attending any of...
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- Jan 9
- 4 min
K-drama ● Review: The Silent Sea
My Verdict: Despite some weaknesses in the opening and in characterizations, it is a well-produced sci-fi thriller that is interesting...
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- Dec 31, 2021
- 2 min
Weyoun: Morphogenic Virus Leaked from Starfleet Medical Lab
After nearly two years of the morphogenic virus ravaging the Great Link, the Founders have again accused Starfleet Medical head Dr Fauci...
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- Nov 30, 2021
- 5 min
Film Review: The Running Man
Police state. Labor camps. Fake news. Scripted reality-shows. Heavy surveillance. Brainwashed population.
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- Nov 13, 2021
- 4 min
Film ● Review: Soylent Green
Set in 2022. Food supply problems. Climate issues. Government handouts. And a corporation that controls it all. Seem familiar?
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- Nov 10, 2021
- 9 min
Film Review & Discussion: Starship Troopers
Militaristic society. War. Controlled media. Brainwashed population. Limited participation in governance and politics. It’s all good!
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- Oct 30, 2021
- 1 min
Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
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- Oct 2, 2021
- 4 min
Anime ● Review: Psycho-Pass
My Verdict: Although there is nothing particularly new, the story is intriguing enough with strong characters and it does look good.
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- Sep 14, 2021
- 2 min
Weyland-Yutani Alien Vaccine “Very Promising”
London, Great Britain – Weyland-Yutani has announced that their development of the COVID-19 vaccine is “on-track and very promising”. The...
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- Sep 1, 2021
- 2 min
Emperor Palpatine Defends Chaotic Endor Withdrawal
Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.
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- Aug 21, 2021
- 3 min
Anime Film Review: The Place Promised in Our Early Days
The Place Promised in Our Early Days is Shinkai’s first feature-length work that, like most of his later works, explores friendship.
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- Aug 20, 2021
- 1 min
Starship USS New Zealand on Extended Red Alert
The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.
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- Aug 12, 2021
- 2 min
Tavistock Institute: Social Engineering the Masses by Daniel Estulin
Estulin reveals and discusses the general aims of the psychological warfare that has been waged on the population.
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- Jul 31, 2021
- 1 min
Democrats Deny Sending Skynet to Defund the Police
The Democrats have denied ordering Skynet to defund the police. “That is ridiculous,” said Biden, “as if we… we would waste taxpayer’s...
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- Jul 28, 2021
- 3 min
Anime Film & Manga Review: Voices of a Distant Star
Voices of a Distant Star is an OVA and one of Shinkai’s earlier works. Like most of his later works, it explores love and friendship.
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