Feb 21, 20211 minEmperor Palpatine Auditioned for MKHollywood, CA – The trailer for the upcoming Mortal Kombat live-action film was released on Friday and it has been revealed that Emperor...
Feb 16, 20211 minTatooine Bans Force-sensitive PodracersMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Jan 25, 20211 minTwo Species 8472 Suffer Allergic Reaction to Voyager/Borg Nanite VaccineDelta Quadrant (FNS) – The Federation has issued a warning that any of Species 8472 who have a history of “significant” allergic reaction...
Jan 10, 20211 minStar Wars to Address the EnvironmentLos Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.
Jan 9, 20212 minPelosi: Trump Needs to Immediately Go for Stealing My LaptopWashington DC – Nancy Pelosi has called for the immediate removal of President Donald Trump, claiming that the President sanctioned...
Jan 4, 20211 minAschen Enters COVID Vaccine RaceCheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dec 28, 20201 minPalpatine Defunds the JediGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...
Dec 22, 20201 minMore Footages from Wisconsin Voting CentersMilwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...
Dec 12, 20201 minUbik by Philip K. DickJoe Chip works as a scout and team leader for Glen Runciter’s organization which employs people with the ability to counter psychic powers.