Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.

Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.

Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...

Los Angeles, CA – After raking in over $523m worldwide across three films, it’s no surprise that Gerard Butler will return...

Phoenix, AZ – When Judith Elson started her small business offering ringtones and alarms, her expectations were modest.

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – Bill Gates has entered into negotiations with the Borg Collective for their nanotechnology in order to...

Washington DC – Kodos will become the 46th president of the United States.

Harrisburg, PA – Multiple CCTV footages from across the state of Pennsylvania have surfaced, shedding light on the origins of the many...

Tokyo, Japan – A survey across Tokyo has revealed that many Japanese are skeptical of the safety of the COVID-19 vaccine currently being...

Los Angeles, CA – A local satanic church has rebranded to “Church of Superman”.

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated one of their sound mixers, their first excommunication since 1962.

DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...

Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...

We know it’s a bit late… a bit being over ten months. But don’t fret, here’s our horoscopes for the year 2020 CE.