San Francisco, CA – Given all the recent social-media post removals, account suspensions and bans, and entire platforms such as Parler...

Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.

Vatican – In an interview on Sunday night, Pope Francis said, “I believe that, ethically, everyone should take the vaccine.” And in light...

Los Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi has called for the immediate removal of President Donald Trump, claiming that the President sanctioned...

Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...

Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.

Phoenix, AZ – A non-denominational gigachurch won the 2020 Church Games held in Phoenix Thursday.

Seattle, WA – Amazon has announced the new Alexa Green for home energy management. The familiar functions such as music playback...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...

Phoenix, AZ – When lockdowns were implemented, many small businesses suffered, even if they were permitted to remain open.

Grand Rapids, MI – The new Post-New International Version Bible (PNIV) will be more readable than any previous version.

Milwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...

Atlanta, GA – Given the controversy surrounding the infection and death rates due to COVID-19, the CDC has hired a dozen expert...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...

Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.

Washington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.

Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.

Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...

Los Angeles, CA – After raking in over $523m worldwide across three films, it’s no surprise that Gerard Butler will return...

Phoenix, AZ – When Judith Elson started her small business offering ringtones and alarms, her expectations were modest.