Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February...

Sacramento, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom on Friday indicated that he intends to hold a “special election” that will allow him to...

Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...

…which reads suspiciously like the first draft.

Washington DC – Joe Biden has denied claims that the autopen was used without his express approval. “In fact, there was err… err… there...

We normally don’t care what Jeff Bezos does, although it is vaguely interesting that he reportedly sold $666 million of Amazon stock a...

Coruscant (GNS) – Newly appointed Imperial Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday tried to explain the Department of Imperial Justice’s...

The CIA Note “ Tradecraft Review of the 2016 Intelligence Community Assessment on Russian Election Interference ” was released on 2 July...

From 1 July 2025, Denmark has begun conscription of women once they turn 18 years of age. Like the men, they will enter a lottery...

The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...

San Francisco, CA – Paul Pelosi is claiming that President Trump and the Pentagon stole his intellectual property for their airstrike on...

DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....

Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...

Given the recent exchange of drones and missiles between Russia and Ukraine, including the reported assassination attempt of President...

It's baby oil time! And that slap.

Jimbo Comatose claims he doesn’t know what “86 47” means. Sure, let’s consider that as a possibility for a moment since this isn’t the...

It has been reported that the Estonian Navy tried to inspect a so-called shadow fleet tanker headed to Russia on Tuesday. In response, a...

Not a bad lighthearted action-comedy. Enjoyable enough. Despite the premise, it is unfortunately not quite a stoner comedy.

In September 2024, it was reported that the USAF was rebuilding the airfield on Tinian where the B-29 bombers took off to drop the...

Springfield, VA – A number of mid- and high-level staff at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are “concerned that they may...

In case one has lost confidence in the UN due to its plandemic response, fret not. Last week, they ran Exercise Polaris, a two-day...