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Denmark Begins Conscripting Women
From 1 July 2025, Denmark has begun conscription of women once they turn 18 years of age. Like the men, they will enter a lottery...
Jul 41 min read


Victorian Government Is Just Full of… Gas
The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...
Jun 291 min read


Paul Pelosi: Operation Midnight Hammer Was My Idea
San Francisco, CA – Paul Pelosi is claiming that President Trump and the Pentagon stole his intellectual property for their airstrike on...
Jun 221 min read


DS9 Protesters “Just a Bunch of People Having Fun Blowing Up Ships and a Space Station”
DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....
Jun 101 min read


Man Relieved Hissing and Attempted Biting Was Just a Snake
Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...
Jun 21 min read


Massive Breach of Two Million Documents on Russia’s Missile Forces
Given the recent exchange of drones and missiles between Russia and Ukraine, including the reported assassination attempt of President...
May 291 min read


Opinyun’s Magic Cards (37–40)
It's baby oil time! And that slap.
May 291 min read


James Comey Posting a “Cool” Photo for Not the First Time
Jimbo Comatose claims he doesn’t know what “86 47” means. Sure, let’s consider that as a possibility for a moment since this isn’t the...
May 161 min read


Let’s Keep Poking the Bear
It has been reported that the Estonian Navy tried to inspect a so-called shadow fleet tanker headed to Russia on Tuesday. In response, a...
May 151 min read


Film ● Review: American Ultra
Not a bad lighthearted action-comedy. Enjoyable enough. Despite the premise, it is unfortunately not quite a stoner comedy.
Apr 223 min read


Tinian Airfield Progressing
In September 2024, it was reported that the USAF was rebuilding the airfield on Tinian where the B-29 bombers took off to drop the...
Apr 191 min read


TSA Fears Purge Will Compromise Groping
Springfield, VA – A number of mid- and high-level staff at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are “concerned that they may...
Apr 111 min read


WHO Runs Another Plandemic Simulation Exercise
In case one has lost confidence in the UN due to its plandemic response, fret not. Last week, they ran Exercise Polaris, a two-day...
Apr 101 min read


Like Cows Sold Overseas, So Are the Days of Our Lives
It is a common complaint that increasing tariffs stop trade. The reasoning is something like this: Country A exports product X to Country...
Apr 93 min read


Australian Election: Guy Who Falls off Stage vs Ex-Cop Who Kicks Ball at Your Head
Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...
Apr 51 min read


Mysterious Illness & Coughing Up Blood in Russia
A few reports are circulating that there is a mysterious illness in Russia . It begins with flu-like symptoms such as body aches but...
Mar 301 min read


Man Gives Up on Making Prayer Spreadsheet
Toronto, BC – A man has given up on making his prayer spreadsheet after reaching 4,000 rows. “I’ve been taught to pray generally and just...
Mar 281 min read


“Soviets in the Classroom” by Charlotte Thomson Iserbyt
Given President Trump’s recent executive order regarding the Department of Education, this is a good time to revisit some history.
Mar 253 min read


Alliance “Calls a Meeting” without Its Biggest Member
Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...
Mar 111 min read


Documentary: Operation: Amber Alert Guatemala
This is a documentary released on 5 February 2025 produced and narrated by Ryan Matta about child trafficking from Guatemala by the...
Mar 92 min read


Country without a Meaningful Win in War in Ages Threatens Russia
Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should...
Mar 61 min read
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