Sep 12, 20231 minUK War Capabilities & RussiaApparently, the Royal Air Force doesn’t have enough planes if they are to go against the Russians. This is funny considering how hard the...
Jul 29, 20231 minTrump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC FeastPalm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
Jun 25, 20232 minWagner “Rebellion” or “Coup” or Whatever Aborted! Rah!Setting aside that the timing of the Wagner rebellion (or “mutiny” or “coup”) led by Yevgeny Prigozhin was convenient in the first place,...
May 22, 20231 minRepublicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment FilingOn 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
May 19, 20231 min69th Bilderberg Meeting! Rah!In case one is wondering, the 69th Bilderberg Meeting is taking place in Lisbon, Portugal! Rah!
May 17, 20231 minWhere the Money Has Gone…In case any American is wondering where their cash has gone (and by that, I mean after Sleepy Joe has taken it), fret not. According to...
Apr 16, 20231 minSudan Unrest a CoincidenceThis seems to be the era of coincidences. The Sudanese military is battling the Rapid Support Forces (RSF), basically what looks like an...
Apr 6, 20231 minTrump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s ReceiptsNew York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
Apr 4, 20231 minTrump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s FingersNew York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...