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Biden Would Pardon Herod If He Could
Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...
Dec 23, 20241 min read


Biden to Pardon 8,000 Drones
Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...
Dec 19, 20241 min read


ED-209 Falls Down Stairs During Lunch
Washington DC – ED-209 fell down stairs on Tuesday during its lunchtime patrol, sustaining “scratches to its body and minor damage to its...
Dec 11, 20241 min read


Palpatine Considering Preemptive Pardons for Anakin Skywalker
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine is considering blanket preemptive pardons for Jedi Anakin Skywalker. Sources...
Dec 9, 20241 min read


Man Thought South Korean Martial Law Part of K-drama
Sydney, Australia – A man who was binging on K-drama early on Wednesday morning thought news of the martial law declaration in South...
Dec 3, 20241 min read


Select Subcommittee Plandemic Report: Nothing New for “Conspiracy Theorists”
The Final Report of the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic has been released. Rah! The document is 557 pages long. Rah! The...
Dec 3, 20245 min read


The Mineshaft Gap
Russia is reportedly producing mobile bomb shelters which is not surprising given the events of the past thirty years, including...
Nov 20, 20241 min read


Humanum Genus by Pope Leo XIII
One of Pope Leo XIII most famous writings, this encyclical published on 20 April 1884 exposes the aims of freemasonry.
Oct 31, 202412 min read


Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
Oct 14, 20241 min read


Mayorkas: FEMA Needs More Money to Stop People Doing Anything
Washington DC – Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas told reporters FEMA does not have sufficient funding beyond any “immediate...
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Lindsey Graham: Must Help Hurricane Victims by Helping Israel
Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham responded to the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, stating that “the devastation is just...
Oct 4, 20241 min read


Pact for the NWO Future
Late last year, Opinyuns mentioned the UN Summit of the Future held in September 2024 during which an “action-oriented outcome document...
Sep 27, 20245 min read


Diddy Not Eating in Prison Due to Missing Special Ingredient
New York City, NY – Reports have been circulating that Sean “Diddy” Combs has been refusing to eat at the Metropolitan Detention Center...
Sep 26, 20241 min read


USAF Rebuilding Airfield on Tinian
In recent days, reports have been circulating that the USAF is rebuilding the airfield on Tinian, a small island about 120 miles NNE of...
Sep 21, 20241 min read


How to Keep Your Social Credit Score Up
Given all the surveillance and monitoring on (and off) the internet, it is imperative to keep your social credit score up. It is best to...
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Federal Agencies Recruiting Those Who Can Hit Targets, Not Practice, Like, 43 Times and Still Miss
Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...
Aug 18, 20241 min read


NZ Plandemic Plan = Fascist State Plan
In case one isn’t already convinced that those who run New Zealand are psychopaths, then their latest plandemic plan should do it. The...
Aug 5, 20242 min read


Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office
PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...
Aug 4, 20241 min read


The Ominous Owl #3
Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.
Jul 27, 20241 min read


5,000 Workers Evacuated from Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
It has been reported that nearly 5,000 workers have been rescued and evacuated from the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. I am not sure...
Jul 20, 20241 min read


Biden Tests Positive for Life Signs
It’s mild.
Jul 18, 20241 min read
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