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Aircraft Carrier USS Nimitz off Coast of Mexico
On 20 January 2025, President Trump declared the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations and indicated the possibility of using...
Feb 61 min read


Palpatine Dismisses and Recalls All Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Newly crowned emperor Palpatine is recalling all remaining Jedi throughout the galaxy. Palpatine had...
Feb 51 min read


Pentagon Expelling Outlets “Against Public Interest”, Says Outlets That Act Against Public Interest
Washington DC – In response to the latest memo outlining the rotation of media outlets through the Pentagon, outgoing media parties have...
Feb 31 min read


Zuckerberg Gets Off Cheap
It is reported by Wall Street Journal that President Trump and Meta have reached a settlement. Meta will pay Trump $25m. Most of it,...
Jan 301 min read


Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...
Jan 301 min read


Palpatine Terminates Security Detail of the Entire Senate
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members...
Jan 281 min read


Potential Threats against Trump Inauguration
Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.
Jan 165 min read


US Navy to Consider Naming Future Carrier after Former First Lady
Washington DC – The US Navy announced on Monday the names of two future Ford -class aircraft carriers: the USS William J. Clinton ...
Jan 141 min read


My First False Flag Wildfire
Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires. “My First False Flag Wildfire” comes...
Jan 111 min read


Thought Exercise: The Owner and the Tenants
A little thought experiment: Imagine the owner of a house who wants to put it up for lease as the tenants have just finished their...
Jan 102 min read


Biden Awards Himself the Medal of Taking Annual Leave
Washington DC – President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 individuals on Saturday, recognizing the utmost...
Jan 61 min read


FBI: Deadly Rebel Attack on Death Star “not related to Rebels”
Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI is still investigating the attack on the Death Star, describing it as “not related to Rebels”. Over 1.8 million...
Jan 31 min read


Biden Would Pardon Herod If He Could
Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...
Dec 23, 20241 min read


Biden to Pardon 8,000 Drones
Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...
Dec 19, 20241 min read


ED-209 Falls Down Stairs During Lunch
Washington DC – ED-209 fell down stairs on Tuesday during its lunchtime patrol, sustaining “scratches to its body and minor damage to its...
Dec 11, 20241 min read


Palpatine Considering Preemptive Pardons for Anakin Skywalker
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine is considering blanket preemptive pardons for Jedi Anakin Skywalker. Sources...
Dec 9, 20241 min read


Man Thought South Korean Martial Law Part of K-drama
Sydney, Australia – A man who was binging on K-drama early on Wednesday morning thought news of the martial law declaration in South...
Dec 3, 20241 min read


Select Subcommittee Plandemic Report: Nothing New for “Conspiracy Theorists”
The Final Report of the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic has been released. Rah! The document is 557 pages long. Rah! The...
Dec 3, 20245 min read


The Mineshaft Gap
Russia is reportedly producing mobile bomb shelters which is not surprising given the events of the past thirty years, including...
Nov 20, 20241 min read


Humanum Genus by Pope Leo XIII
One of Pope Leo XIII most famous writings, this encyclical published on 20 April 1884 exposes the aims of freemasonry.
Oct 31, 202412 min read


Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
Oct 14, 20241 min read
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