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Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
May 22, 20231 min read


69th Bilderberg Meeting! Rah!
In case one is wondering, the 69th Bilderberg Meeting is taking place in Lisbon, Portugal! Rah!
May 19, 20231 min read


Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
Apr 6, 20231 min read


Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
Apr 4, 20231 min read


Qui Pluribus: On Faith and Religion by Pope Pius IX
Pope Pius IX (b. 13 May 1792 – d. 7 February 1878), born Giovanni Maria Mastai-Ferretti, began his pontificate on 16 June 1846. On 9...
Apr 3, 20235 min read


Another Attack on Sidney Powell Fails, LOL
As reported on Defending the Republic, the Commission for Lawyer Discipline vs Sidney Powell has failed. This was just another attack on...
Mar 7, 20231 min read


Lori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church Door
Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...
Mar 6, 20231 min read


“Deep Concern” China May Supply Russia, Says Country Full of Stuff Made in China
Washington DC – US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has expressed “deep concerns” that China may provide lethal support to Russia. “As...
Feb 25, 20231 min read


Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests
Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...
Feb 25, 20231 min read


New Train Sim: Buttgouge Ohio Edition!
The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...
Feb 21, 20231 min read


Feb 18, 20231 min read


Russia: Australia Supplying Ukraine Vegemite a Red Line
Canberra, Australia – Australian PM Anthony Albanese re-affirmed support for Ukraine in light of the US decision to supply tanks. “I know...
Jan 27, 20231 min read


Adam Schiff to Run for Miss California
Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...
Jan 26, 20231 min read


What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal explores the aims and actions of (political) Zionism and its consequences, particularly to Jews...
Dec 3, 20229 min read


Opinyun’s Magic Cards (29–32)
This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!
Nov 22, 20221 min read


US Voting System Reform Proposal: Two Counting Monkeys per County
Washington DC – A white paper has been released in light of recent voter fraud, alleged or otherwise, and the currently slow vote count...
Nov 15, 20221 min read


White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
Oct 14, 20222 min read


Kissinger Report and Population Control
The “National Security Study Memorandum (NSSM 200): Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests”...
Sep 10, 20226 min read


The Revolutionary Catechism by Sergey Nechayev
The booklet The Revolutionary Catechism was written by Sergey Nechayev (b. 2 October 1847 – d. 3 December 1882), a Russian communist...
Aug 24, 20223 min read


K-drama ● Review: The Last Empress
Twist-filled mystery/thriller about the corrupt imperial family in alternative present-day Korea. Ridiculous but addictive.
Aug 24, 20223 min read


Australian Federal Election Voting Tips
It’s this Saturday! Rah!!!
May 18, 20221 min read
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