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New White House East Wing to Have Giant McDonald’s
Washington DC – Since the White House East Wing was bulldozed last week, there have been many criticisms of President Trump’s decision. The president today further elaborated on the decision regarding his plans for a new $300-million ballroom. “It’s not just a ballroom,” said President Trump, “it’s a hardened compound that also features a giant, multi-level McDonald’s, cos I want to be able to eat there, safe from assassination attempts. “Besides, I don’t know what people are
Oct 27, 20251 min read


Aussie Foreign Policy Remains Unchanged: FCFS
Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the
Oct 22, 20251 min read


The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett
Even for those who are not fans of fantasy, Pratchett’s easily accessible style and clever comedy make his novels a real pleasure to read.
Oct 20, 20255 min read


Empire: Alderaan Ceasefire Now in Effect
Alderaan (GNS) – Imperial Fleet Command has stated that the ceasefire agreement has come into effect. “We have retreated to the agreed...
Oct 10, 20251 min read


Piece of Sh*t Pleads Not Smelling Like Sh*t
Breaking Gay News: Piece of Sh*t Pleads Not Smelling Like Sh*t
Oct 9, 20251 min read


Detroit: The New ICE Detention Center Post-Lidstrom Era?
Detroit, MI – As the Illinois state government battles the Trump administration regarding the deployment of the National Guard, mostly...
Oct 7, 20251 min read


Anime Review: No. 6
Intriguing utopian-dystopian premise and setting in which the boy has to leave the utopian city and go underground. Well-produced but the plot lacks substance and is somewhat bland.
Oct 1, 20253 min read


Drama Review: Alien: Earth
Some conveniences in the premise and plot, but it is sufficiently intriguing. Steady pacing. Nicely shot and well-produced.
Sep 27, 20254 min read


Film Review: PTU (2003)
Hong Kong police noir film with key moments of black comedy: A fatso cop loses his gun and asks his friend in PTU not to report it. Nicely shot and edited. A modern classic.
Sep 24, 20253 min read


Liminal Warfare: Which Layer Are We At?
Given the current state of society, especially in light of the recent, highly visible events such as the deployment of the US National...
Sep 22, 20253 min read


Film Review: Alien 40th Anniversary Shorts
Released in 2019, these six short films were produced in association with 20th Century Fox after being selected as winners of the...
Sep 20, 20254 min read


California Highway Patrol to Protect California from Kamala Harris
Sacramento, CA – Just days after President Trump revoked former Vice President Harris’s Secret Service protection “cos she wasn’t even a...
Aug 30, 20251 min read


Exclusive: FBI Finds Tape Collection and Clown Suit in John Bolton Raid
Washington DC – The FBI is searching the home of John Bolton on Friday. The raid began at 7 am and is reportedly continuing at the time...
Aug 22, 20251 min read


Rats Just Visiting Newsom and Family in California
Sacramento, CA – The rat infestation across California has baffled some scientists as much as almond farm owners and other rodents. “NYC...
Aug 22, 20251 min read


K-drama Review: When the Phone Rings
Stereotypical cold male lead and soft female lead. Intriguing premise but the plotting and pacing need to be better. Relies too much on Chae Soo-bin to carry the show.
Aug 17, 20254 min read


Opinion: Will We Cry If Shifty Schiff Gets Lynched?
Just saying hypothetically…
Aug 14, 20251 min read


Dall’alto Dell’apostolico Seggio by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February...
Aug 11, 20255 min read


Newsom: Special Election to Redistrict This Burning Craphole into a Slightly Different-Shaped Burning Craphole
Sacramento, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom on Friday indicated that he intends to hold a “special election” that will allow him to...
Aug 9, 20251 min read


Victorian Government Considers Collecting Green Toys and Machetes
Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...
Aug 9, 20251 min read


Victorian Plant Life Feels Safer Already Ahead of Machete Ban
Melbourne, Australia – Almost thirty years after the nation’s massive gun buy-back scheme, Victoria has installed forty machete disposal...
Aug 4, 20251 min read


Sapientiae Christianae by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February 1878. His papacy is the fourth longest in the history of the Church. He is known for having composed the Prayer to Archangel St Michael and for the encyclical “ Humanum Genus ” on freemasonry published on 20 April 1884. As humanism and materialism were (and still are) promoted by freemasonry and its tentacles, spiritual matters get neglected i
Aug 1, 202511 min read
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