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Film ● Review: Demon City
Ex-assassin goes on a revenge hack-fest. Mostly looks fine. Pacing is not bad but overall not particularly captivating.
Apr 25, 20253 min read


Albanese Defends Vegemite!
Australian PM Anthony Albanese has claimed a “ win for Australian industry ” after Canada has agreed to allow Vegemite to be sold there....
Apr 19, 20251 min read


Tinian Airfield Progressing
In September 2024, it was reported that the USAF was rebuilding the airfield on Tinian where the B-29 bombers took off to drop the...
Apr 19, 20251 min read


TSA Fears Purge Will Compromise Groping
Springfield, VA – A number of mid- and high-level staff at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are “concerned that they may...
Apr 11, 20251 min read


Anime ● Review: Planetes
Hard sci-fi that follows a young woman assigned to remove space junk. Classic space sci-fi series with superb visual details.
Apr 8, 20254 min read


Australian Election: Guy Who Falls off Stage vs Ex-Cop Who Kicks Ball at Your Head
Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...
Apr 5, 20251 min read


Man Gives Up on Making Prayer Spreadsheet
Toronto, BC – A man has given up on making his prayer spreadsheet after reaching 4,000 rows. “I’ve been taught to pray generally and just...
Mar 28, 20251 min read


“Soviets in the Classroom” by Charlotte Thomson Iserbyt
Given President Trump’s recent executive order regarding the Department of Education, this is a good time to revisit some history.
Mar 25, 20253 min read


Officio Sanctissimo by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February...
Mar 19, 20256 min read


Alliance “Calls a Meeting” without Its Biggest Member
Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...
Mar 11, 20251 min read


Country without a Meaningful Win in War in Ages Threatens Russia
Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should...
Mar 6, 20251 min read


UK Psychopaths Poke Bear, Russia Sinks Cargo Ship
After Volodymyr “Don’t Have a Suit” Zelensky got tossed out of the White House for being a whiny bitch, he met with UK PM Keir “ Proud of...
Mar 3, 20251 min read


FBI Renamed to “File-Burning Idiots”
Washington DC – Less than 24 hours after the appointment of David Duchnovy as Denise Bryson to the position of FBI Assistant Director ,...
Feb 28, 20251 min read


Trump Appoints David Duchovny as FBI Assistant Director
Washington DC – In addition to the negative comments regarding Kash Patel’s recent confirmation as FBI Director, a new wave of bitching...
Feb 27, 20251 min read


Wisconsin Bill: Mother = “Inseminated Person”
It has been recently reported that the Wisconsin bill WI AB50 filed on 18 February 2025 is doing the usual “gender-neutral/inclusive...
Feb 26, 20252 min read


Country that Shutdown Nuclear Power Plants Wants Nuclear Weapons
Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...
Feb 25, 20251 min read


We Need 1.5m Soldiers, Says Man Who Just Got 1.5m Soldiers Killed or Wounded
München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...
Feb 19, 20251 min read


Palpatine Renames Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Imperial Maps has updated Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now” after Emperor Palpatine...
Feb 11, 20251 min read


Deep State Hoping the Chiefs’ Playbook Will Help Turn Things Around
Washington DC – Barely two weeks after President Trump has re-taken office, the deep state is desperate to turn things around. Realizing...
Feb 9, 20251 min read


Trump Revokes Security Clearance of Dead Guy
Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...
Feb 7, 20251 min read


Aircraft Carrier USS Nimitz off Coast of Mexico
On 20 January 2025, President Trump declared the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations and indicated the possibility of using...
Feb 6, 20251 min read
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