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New Zealand Authorities Arrest “Winston Smith”
In case one still isn’t convinced that New Zealand is run by absolute c—, perhaps this might. A few days ago, a video was posted in which...
Dec 4, 20232 min read
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Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark
St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...
Sep 12, 20231 min read
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Study: Masking Can Lead to Stillbirths, Neuron Destruction and Testicular Damage
Masking causes significant increase in CO2 inhalation which can kill the unborn, brain cells and balls.
Apr 29, 20234 min read
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COVID Still a Threat but Less When Someone Kicks 1000 Goals
Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...
Mar 26, 20221 min read
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Professor Altshtein: “Omicron variant could be less pathogenic”
Setting aside the amusing anagrams of omicron—such as “moronic”, “oncomir” and even “media control” if you include the word...
Dec 5, 20211 min read
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NSW CHO and the “New World Order”
It looks like NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry Chant is at it again, going on about the usual crap.
Sep 10, 20212 min read
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CDC Issues “Changes” to RT-PCR Test
The CDC has issued a notice for withdrawing the RT-PCR test after 31 December 2021.
Jul 25, 20211 min read
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NSW CHO: “Don’t start up a conversation”
According to NSW CHO Dr Kerry Chant, in an update held on 20 July 2021, people should stop having conversations in order to stop the spread.
Jul 21, 20211 min read
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Victorian Lockdown Applies to Astronauts
Melbourne, Australia – The Premier of Victoria, Dan Andrews, has announced that the latest lockdown will be extended...
Jul 19, 20211 min read
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Children are Not Immune from The Cultural Divide
They are safer from the virus than the ramifications caused by it. I am a toddler parent and I live in a swing state that swung blue this...
May 28, 20214 min read
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Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.
Nov 24, 20201 min read
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Epidemic on Deep Space Nine, Quarantine Declared
DS9 (FNS), 46423.8 – An epidemic has been declared on DS9 in the Bajoran sector. This comes less than two months after the Cardassian...
Nov 22, 20202 min read
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Wear a Mask They Say
Now we are being told not to celebrate Thanksgiving in the traditional sense. What does that even mean? Maybe I should ask...
Nov 16, 20203 min read
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