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Film ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
A rebel’s cheesy recruitment drive against evil imperial forces. Not totally cringe but only because I don’t expect much from Hack Snyder.
Dec 23, 20234 min read


Film Review: Godzilla Minus One
Character-focused but not necessarily character-driven. Good pacing with enough kaiju action. Solid production. Very well executed.
Dec 21, 20234 min read


Election Re-runs in Germany
Apparently, the court has ordered the 2021 national election to be repeated in 455 electoral districts in Berlin. The errors were due to...
Dec 19, 20231 min read


UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
Dec 12, 20231 min read


Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
Nov 23, 20231 min read


Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
Nov 10, 20231 min read


Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion
Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Nov 8, 20231 min read


Marian Apparition re Israel & Mediterranean Sea
There is no shortage of authentic prophecies regarding the events leading up to the Second Coming. Throughout the past two thousand...
Oct 26, 20235 min read


Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Oct 16, 20231 min read


Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
Oct 13, 20231 min read


Animation Review: Star Wars – Tales of the Jedi
Decent production. More for fans of Dooku and Ahsoka, although Dooku’s fall to the dark side is handled well.
Oct 12, 20232 min read


UK Troops to Ukraine Not a Good Idea After All
It was reported on September 30 that UK Defense Secretary Grant Shapps wanted to deploy British troops to Ukraine to train their troops....
Oct 2, 20231 min read


My First Battle Against Russians
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...
Sep 27, 20232 min read


China Prods Taiwan with 103 Aircraft and 9 Vessels
A few days ago, lamestream media reported that 68 Chinese military aircraft and 10 vessels were hanging around Taiwan. China sends at...
Sep 18, 20232 min read


UK War Capabilities & Russia
Apparently, the Royal Air Force doesn’t have enough planes if they are to go against the Russians. This is funny considering how hard the...
Sep 12, 20231 min read


Dominion Not Amazon, Weyoun Tells Cardassia
Cardassia Prime – Vorta Weyoun cautioned Cardassia on Wednesday that the Dominion is not Amazon and that Cardassia needs to show...
Jul 14, 20231 min read


Anime ● Review: Mobile Suit Gundam – The Witch from Mercury
Fresh take on the franchise with mother-and-daughter duo. Set pieces can be better. Good production. Not bad despite a little wokeness.
Jul 13, 20236 min read


Wagner “Rebellion” or “Coup” or Whatever Aborted! Rah!
Setting aside that the timing of the Wagner rebellion (or “mutiny” or “coup”) led by Yevgeny Prigozhin was convenient in the first place,...
Jun 25, 20232 min read


Zelensky: Russia Might Conduct “Terrorist Attack” on Something It Already Controls
According to Ukrainian President Zelensky, “Russia is considering a scenario of a terrorist attack on the Zaporizhzhia [Zaporozhye]...
Jun 22, 20231 min read


Zelensky Announces New Curtain Business
Ukrainian President Zelensky has announced his new peace-loving initiative: a curtain business! “Thanks to all our international...
May 27, 20231 min read


69th Bilderberg Meeting! Rah!
In case one is wondering, the 69th Bilderberg Meeting is taking place in Lisbon, Portugal! Rah!
May 19, 20231 min read
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