Jul 29, 20231 minComrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New HomesVictorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
Jun 7, 20232 minComrade Dan Andrews Doesn’t Like Being Questioned about Media AccessAbout two months after a trip to China without being accompanied by Australian media, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is at it again.
Mar 19, 20231 minNazis Aren’t Welcome, Says DictatorPremier of Victoria Dan Andrews reportedly said “Nazis aren’t welcome” in response to anti-trans and pro-trans rights protests on...
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Sep 23, 20221 minThousands of One-day COVID Cases Baffle Australian DoctorsMelbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...
Apr 26, 20221 minVic Premier Andrews: Police Escort and Bulletproof Vest for Protection against COVIDMelbourne, Australia – Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was escorted by a large number of police officers and obviously wearing a...
Oct 30, 20211 minJar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan AndrewsMelbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Oct 28, 20211 minVictorian Government: All Must Sign In to Use the ToiletMelbourne, Australia – Despite Victoria having relaxed its lockdown restrictions, Premier Dan Andrews added that it is important for...
Sep 23, 20211 minVictorian Government Announces Mandatory Blue Pills Melbourne, Australia – In addition to announcing mandatory vaccination for construction workers and school teachers, the Victorian...