Soft Colors Make Soft Boys
I don’t remember ever playing with pastel-colored toys. Disclaimer: I don’t even remember what I ate yesterday either. So don’t quote me...
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- Jan 25, 2022
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Chinese and US Warplanes Don’t Identify as Warplanes
Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...
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- Nov 11, 2021
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Study: Titanic Sank because Iceberg was Fatphobic
Los Angeles, CA – A study using the latest in computational dynamic stress analysis and modelling has concluded that the Titanic did not...
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- Nov 5, 2021
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WEF Promotes Digitized Paperless Passports
In October, the World Economic Forum (WEF) recently released its white paper for its Known Traveller Digital Identity (KTDI) initiative...
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- Oct 3, 2021
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Anime Film Review: Your Name
A fantasy and slice-of-life romantic-comedy about friendship, romance, the difficulties of adolescence, identity and destiny.
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- Sep 5, 2021
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American Unborn Join the Taliban
Los Angeles, CA – The American unborn are joining the Taliban in an attempt to stay alive.
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- Jul 22, 2021
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Prospective Employee Identifies as Vaccinated
Philadelphia, PA – When Georgina applied for a job at MeeWare Solutions, she was told that all employees had to be vaccinated.
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- Jul 21, 2021
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Thousands of Students Protest against ID Laws
Atlanta, GA – Twenty thousand teenagers skipped school on Tuesday protesting against all ID laws.
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- Jul 10, 2021
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Photocopier Shortage Alarm
Kamala Harris, not surprisingly, doesn’t want more restrictive laws for voter ID. That makes sense since that may make it harder for dead...
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- Jun 23, 2021
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Diver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off Plane
Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
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- Apr 1, 2021
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CK One Renamed to CK Ninety-one
New York City, NY – CK has announced that the fragrance CK One will now be released as CK Ninety-one in recognition of all the genders...
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- Mar 5, 2021
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Size-6 Model Considers Plus-size Career
Sydney, Australia – Tiff Conway is a size-6 model, and although her career has been successful so far, she wants to diversify her portfolio.
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- Feb 16, 2021
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Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
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- Feb 14, 2021
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Bank Robber Identifies as Tenet Agent
Philadelphia, PA – Alex Hamilton, age 36, was arrested for a bank robbery last week and appeared in court yesterday for the plea hearing.
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- Feb 8, 2021
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TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: Megatron
Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...
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- Feb 7, 2021
- 2 min
Papers Please
Not surprisingly, more countries are continuing to consider if not planning having something like a “vaccine passport”—Sweden and Denmark...
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- Jan 27, 2021
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A Thought on Masking
Recent news and commentary about masking reminded me of a few things.
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- Jan 5, 2021
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10U Lineman Breaks Multiple Records
Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...
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- Dec 7, 2020
- 1 min
Papers Please?
There is apparently a COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card released by the DoD. It looks real enough as it can be found on the DoD website.
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- Nov 21, 2020
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