San Francisco, CA – Green Day has denied being “a bit gay” for having three guitarists in their live performances. “We don’t have three guitarists,” said Billie Joe Armstrong. “We actually have six, they all play the exact four-chord riffs while the bass just doubles up on all that. And we aim to be more like lesbians rather than gay.” Armstrong also states that to make up for the lack of gayness when they only have three guitars on stage, he uses extra eyeliner and black nai

Comedy of a shy guitarist who joins a band and struggles with anxiety. Absurd delivery. Lacks musician jokes but entertaining and relatable.

Philadelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....

St Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.

Los Angeles, CA – Nothing-but-the-Cross Evangelical Church is being sued again.

St Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...

Little Boy and I are compiling quite the compilation of bands that kinda suck on Twitter. Check out this ongoing thread and feel free to...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...