Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...

Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...

Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday. “I think they wanted to group...

Complete list of assassinations/assassination attempts not executed by the “deep state” or “establishment” or “shadow government” or “them”.

Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...

The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.

Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...

New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...

Carson City, NV – In the Nevada Republican presidential primary held on Tuesday, Nikki Haley lost to “none of these candidates” in a...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...

Cardassia Prime – A citizen who went to vote in the Detapa Council elections discovered that there was only one candidate on the ballot:...

Because we are desperate to promote any candidate that isn’t Trump no matter how stupid we look.

Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...

Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...

New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...

New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...

Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...

Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...

Update (21 August 2023): Rehearing DENIED. Petition can have 388 federal officers removed, including Biden and Harris.

Democratic Zoe Lofgren announced that all the evidence the committee collected will be released “within a month” but it’s been leaked!