Anchorage, AK – In a rally speech on Saturday, President Donald Trump apparently read the teleprompter instructions.
“We have to impeach him again just for that,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, “even if he hasn’t been in office one and a half years.”
During the speech, Trump said, “I quote: Sleepy Joe is the worse president ever. End of quote. Repeat the line: Sleepy Joe is the worse president ever.”
According to witnesses, there was no teleprompter present at the event. Trump said, “I just wanted to prove that I can read as if there was one, ya know. But I admit I probably can’t pretend to trip over three times walking up steps.”
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