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Country that Shutdown Nuclear Power Plants Wants Nuclear Weapons
Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...
Feb 251 min read


Chickens: Latest Avian Flu “Totally Racist”
Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...
Feb 201 min read


We Need 1.5m Soldiers, Says Man Who Just Got 1.5m Soldiers Killed or Wounded
München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...
Feb 191 min read


Study: Excessive Adverse Events in Pregnancies Associated with COVID-19 Jabs
A study by J.A. Thorp et al titled “ Are COVID-19 Vaccines in Pregnancy as Safe and Effective as the Medical Industrial Complex Claim?...
Feb 142 min read


Palpatine Renames Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Imperial Maps has updated Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now” after Emperor Palpatine...
Feb 111 min read


Ebola Time?
There is reportedly an outbreak of Ebola (Sudan virus) in Uganda. I am not in a position to confirm whether this is real or not. I am...
Feb 111 min read


Trump Revokes Security Clearance of Dead Guy
Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...
Feb 71 min read


Documentary: Operation: Amber Alert
This is a documentary released on 25 November 2024 produced and narrated by Ryan Matta about child trafficking by the cartels and US...
Feb 64 min read


Aircraft Carrier USS Nimitz off Coast of Mexico
On 20 January 2025, President Trump declared the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations and indicated the possibility of using...
Feb 61 min read


Palpatine Dismisses and Recalls All Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Newly crowned emperor Palpatine is recalling all remaining Jedi throughout the galaxy. Palpatine had...
Feb 51 min read


Pentagon Expelling Outlets “Against Public Interest”, Says Outlets That Act Against Public Interest
Washington DC – In response to the latest memo outlining the rotation of media outlets through the Pentagon, outgoing media parties have...
Feb 31 min read


Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...
Jan 291 min read


Study: Vaccinations Associated with Neurodevelopmental Disorders in 9-Year-Old Children
A study by A.R. Mawson and B. Jacob titled “ Vaccination and Neurodevelopmental Disorders: A Study of Nine-Year-Old Children Enrolled in...
Jan 262 min read


Study: Menstrual Abnormalities in Unvaccinated Women after Exposure to Vaccinated
A study by S.E. Peters et al titled “ Menstrual Abnormalities Strongly Associated with Proximity to COVID-19 Vaccinated Individuals ”...
Jan 243 min read


Potential Threats against Trump Inauguration
Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.
Jan 165 min read


US Navy to Consider Naming Future Carrier after Former First Lady
Washington DC – The US Navy announced on Monday the names of two future Ford -class aircraft carriers: the USS William J. Clinton ...
Jan 141 min read


Biden Awards Himself the Medal of Taking Annual Leave
Washington DC – President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 individuals on Saturday, recognizing the utmost...
Jan 61 min read


Self-amplifying mRNA Vaccine Approvals
There has been quite a bit of talk for the past year or so regarding self-amplifying mRNA (sa-mRNA) vaccines. As usual, there are some...
Dec 20, 20242 min read


Biden to Pardon 8,000 Drones
Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...
Dec 19, 20241 min read


Study: COVID-19 Vaccines for Children Worse than Useless
An American study by L.R. Feldstein et al titled “ Protection From COVID-19 Vaccination and Prior SARS-CoV-2 Infection Among Children...
Dec 19, 20242 min read


Select Subcommittee Plandemic Report: Nothing New for “Conspiracy Theorists”
The Final Report of the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic has been released. Rah! The document is 557 pages long. Rah! The...
Dec 3, 20245 min read
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