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Will Boeing F-47’s Weapons Bay Doors Fall Off?
Arlington, VA – President Trump announced on Friday that the development and manufacture of the Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD)...
Mar 22, 20251 min read


Trump Talks of “Domain Expansion”
Washington DC – President Trump has once again expressed his desire to do a “domain expansion” that will envelop Canada. “I love Canada,...
Mar 15, 20251 min read


Alliance “Calls a Meeting” without Its Biggest Member
Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...
Mar 11, 20251 min read


Documentary: Operation: Amber Alert Guatemala
This is a documentary released on 5 February 2025 produced and narrated by Ryan Matta about child trafficking from Guatemala by the...
Mar 9, 20252 min read


Country without a Meaningful Win in War in Ages Threatens Russia
Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should...
Mar 6, 20251 min read


UK Psychopaths Poke Bear, Russia Sinks Cargo Ship
After Volodymyr “Don’t Have a Suit” Zelensky got tossed out of the White House for being a whiny bitch, he met with UK PM Keir “ Proud of...
Mar 3, 20251 min read


Wisconsin Bill: Mother = “Inseminated Person”
It has been recently reported that the Wisconsin bill WI AB50 filed on 18 February 2025 is doing the usual “gender-neutral/inclusive...
Feb 26, 20252 min read


Country that Shutdown Nuclear Power Plants Wants Nuclear Weapons
Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...
Feb 25, 20251 min read


Chickens: Latest Avian Flu “Totally Racist”
Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...
Feb 20, 20251 min read


We Need 1.5m Soldiers, Says Man Who Just Got 1.5m Soldiers Killed or Wounded
München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...
Feb 19, 20251 min read


Study: Excessive Adverse Events in Pregnancies Associated with COVID-19 Jabs
A study by J.A. Thorp et al titled “ Are COVID-19 Vaccines in Pregnancy as Safe and Effective as the Medical Industrial Complex Claim?...
Feb 14, 20252 min read


Palpatine Renames Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Imperial Maps has updated Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now” after Emperor Palpatine...
Feb 11, 20251 min read


Ebola Time?
There is reportedly an outbreak of Ebola (Sudan virus) in Uganda. I am not in a position to confirm whether this is real or not. I am...
Feb 11, 20251 min read


Trump Revokes Security Clearance of Dead Guy
Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...
Feb 7, 20251 min read


Documentary: Operation: Amber Alert
This is a documentary released on 25 November 2024 produced and narrated by Ryan Matta about child trafficking by the cartels and US...
Feb 6, 20254 min read


Aircraft Carrier USS Nimitz off Coast of Mexico
On 20 January 2025, President Trump declared the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations and indicated the possibility of using...
Feb 6, 20251 min read


Palpatine Dismisses and Recalls All Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Newly crowned emperor Palpatine is recalling all remaining Jedi throughout the galaxy. Palpatine had...
Feb 5, 20251 min read


Pentagon Expelling Outlets “Against Public Interest”, Says Outlets That Act Against Public Interest
Washington DC – In response to the latest memo outlining the rotation of media outlets through the Pentagon, outgoing media parties have...
Feb 3, 20251 min read


Dems Try to Be Less Intelligible than RFK Jr
Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...
Jan 29, 20251 min read


Study: Vaccinations Associated with Neurodevelopmental Disorders in 9-Year-Old Children
A study by A.R. Mawson and B. Jacob titled “ Vaccination and Neurodevelopmental Disorders: A Study of Nine-Year-Old Children Enrolled in...
Jan 26, 20252 min read


Study: Menstrual Abnormalities in Unvaccinated Women after Exposure to Vaccinated
A study by S.E. Peters et al titled “ Menstrual Abnormalities Strongly Associated with Proximity to COVID-19 Vaccinated Individuals ”...
Jan 24, 20253 min read
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