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Victorian Government Considers Collecting Green Toys and Machetes
Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...
Aug 91 min read


Victorian Government Is Just Full of… Gas
The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...
Jun 291 min read


Comrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New Homes
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
Jul 29, 20231 min read


New Colored Domestic Bins!
In an effort to save the planet, new colored bins approved by the WEF have been introduced garnering rave reviews from celebrities,...
Nov 5, 20222 min read


White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
Oct 14, 20222 min read


I Wonder Who Blew Up Nord Stream Pipelines…
By now, one can read some details regarding the explosions on the Nord Stream 1 and 2 pipelines so no point repeating here. Keep in mind...
Sep 27, 20221 min read


Gas Prices Actually 10x More Expensive
Philadelphia, PA – Oil producers and gas stations throughout the country have clarified that the price of gas is actually 10 times more...
Jul 24, 20221 min read
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