Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible

Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his supporters are conspiracy theorists for still claiming that there was mass election fraud.

“We won fair and square!” screamed Nancy Pelosi as she thumped the podium. “Just because we were behind by millions and quickly caught up doesn’t make it fraud. Our votes were just invisible!”

In response to the accusation that President Donald Trump had failed to act on that day to stop the attack, he responded, “I assure you the military personnel was active that day, they were invisible as well.”

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