Caracas, Venezuela – Former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has won a free trip to the United States. “We’ve copped a lot of flak for shoving people back to places like Venezuela,” said US President Donald Trump, “and I don’t wanna be insensitive to that, which is why I’m giving Nicki here a free trip to our country. And new tracksuits too.” President Trump clarified that the trip is in the spirit of the new year and not because Maduro is a “commie cartel-kissing fat tub

Endor (GNS) – Rebel Leader Mon Mothma has confirmed that the recent follow-up strike on the Death Star was “perfectly appropriate” after receiving a briefing and viewing the classified video of the operation. Imperial senators have been questioning the legality of the strikes and demanding the video be declassified and released. Over a million imperial personnel died after the first strike on the massive battle station. When the Empire built a second Death Star around the moo

The US Department of War has issued a statement reassuring all Americans—North, Central and South—that the recently issued NOTAMS near Venezuela are part of the upcoming Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations. “The NOTAMS are for all the fat turkeys that we intend to send to Venezuela,” said spokesman Vincent Bomdashiottau from the War Department, “because we love President Maduro and the cartels and we want our turkeys to get to them safely.” The effort is in recognition of

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Sacramento, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom on Friday indicated that he intends to hold a “special election” that will allow him to...

DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....

It is reported  by Wall Street Journal  that President Trump and Meta have reached a settlement. Meta will pay Trump $25m. Most of it,...

Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.

Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...

It’s nice to know that in these times the UN continues to be the world police—oh how they care about our “human rights” and safety. So,...

The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.

The Mike Lindell–supported submission to SCOTUS dated 14 March 2024 on behalf of Kari Lake and Mark Finchem regarding election...

Apparently, the court has ordered the 2021 national election to be repeated in 455 electoral districts in Berlin. The errors were due to...

CNN reported that the DOJ has filed charges against Juan Andres Donato Bautista—Chairman of the Philippines’s Commission on Election...

As reported on Defending the Republic, the Commission for Lawyer Discipline vs Sidney Powell has failed. This was just another attack on...

Part 7 by Michael Shellenberger regarding the Biden laptop was posted on 20 December 2022. A few websites have done this but I thought it...

Part 8 by Lee Fang regarding Twitter’s working relationship with the Pentagram to promote state-sponsored propaganda was posted on 20...

Part 6 of the “Twitter Files” by Matt Taibbi was posted on Twitter on 16 December 2022. A supplemental was posted on 18 December 2022....

The first part of “The Removal of Donald Trump” or Twitter Files – Part 3 by Matt Taibbi was posted on 9 December 2022. Twitter Files –...

The first part of “The Removal of Donald Trump” or Twitter Files – Part 3 by Matt Taibbi was posted on 9 December 2022. Twitter Files –...

The first part of “The Removal of Donald Trump” or Twitter Files – Part 3 by Matt Taibbi was posted on 9 December 2022. Similar to the...