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Jun 7, 20211 minMysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian GuyLos Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
May 8, 20211 minWHO Approves Drain Cleaner InjectionsGeneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...
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Dec 12, 20201 minSkynet Files Complaints against ClintonWashington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.