Dec 25, 20221 minBREAKING: Drums Are LoudPhiladelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...
Jun 18, 20212 minLocal Church Musician ArrestedSt Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
Mar 16, 20212 minLocal Baptist Church Records Longest Service EverSt Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.
Jan 29, 20212 minChurch Puts Professional Drummer on ProbationSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...
Dec 17, 20201 minChurch Excommunicates Guitarist and DrummerSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...