The US Department of War has issued a statement reassuring all Americans—North, Central and South—that the recently issued NOTAMS near Venezuela are part of the upcoming Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations. “The NOTAMS are for all the fat turkeys that we intend to send to Venezuela,” said spokesman Vincent Bomdashiottau from the War Department, “because we love President Maduro and the cartels and we want our turkeys to get to them safely.” The effort is in recognition of

Washington DC – US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Operation Southern Spear on Thursday. “We’re calling it that because we’re gonna shove spears up the out-holes of the cartels,” said Hegseth. “And let’s be honest, it’s not just them, it’s also for those who traffic children, launder money and rig voting machines. Funny how no one talks about them.” Meanwhile, former Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi has announced an operation of her own. “Just bec

DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....

The Mike Lindell–supported submission to SCOTUS dated 14 March 2024 on behalf of Kari Lake and Mark Finchem regarding election...

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again. “Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election...

[S]election Code is a documentary produced by Mike Lindell, written by Matthew Thayer and Lara Logan, and directed by Matthew Thayer. The...

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A few days ago, lamestream media reported that Ms Powell’s lawyers filed a motion to dismiss the case. That part is true. However...

Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.