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Embalmers Survey: 27.5% of Corpses Have White Fibrous Clots
Retired USAF Major Thomas Haviland conducted two surveys regarding those white “fibrous” blood clots embalmers reportedly keep on...
May 182 min read


Unvaccinated Man Wonders Why the Sudden Heart Attack
Philadelphia, PA – An unvaccinated man suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend and was baffled as to the cause. Jason Cheung, 37...
May 23, 20241 min read


Banks Dying Suddenly Are All Just Coincidences
Washington DC – The recent collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and the tanking of bank stocks are all just coincidences according to experts....
Mar 16, 20231 min read


Queensland Roll Out Pill-Testing Sites for Recreational Drugs Only
Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...
Feb 27, 20231 min read


EPA: Ohio Pets Dying Suddenly a Coincidence
East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...
Feb 17, 20231 min read


Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
Jan 30, 20231 min read


Reading Articles About What May Cause Sudden Deaths May Cause Sudden Death
Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...
Jan 13, 20231 min read


Far-Right Pushes Jesus’s Cardiac Arrest Conspiracy Theory
Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...
Jan 6, 20231 min read
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