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Mon Mothma: Second Strike on Death Star “Perfectly Appropriate”
Endor (GNS) – Rebel Leader Mon Mothma has confirmed that the recent follow-up strike on the Death Star was “perfectly appropriate” after receiving a briefing and viewing the classified video of the operation. Imperial senators have been questioning the legality of the strikes and demanding the video be declassified and released. Over a million imperial personnel died after the first strike on the massive battle station. When the Empire built a second Death Star around the moo
Dec 14, 20251 min read


Matt Gutman to Be “Very Touching” at CBS
Los Angeles, CA – Matt Gutman, who as an ABC News correspondent, copped much criticism for calling Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin’s messages “very touching” is set to join CBS. “It is a very touching move, we’re excited to have Matt join us,” said recently appointed CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss. “We know he’ll continue with his high-quality homoerotic reporting, and attract the kind of audience who love to hear that kind of stuff.” Gutman seems equally aroused as the
Dec 11, 20251 min read


Film Review: Logan’s Run
Not bad sci-fi dystopian film based on the novel. The pacing suffers in the final act but it is an interesting premise. Looks good, nice set designs.
Dec 10, 20254 min read


Film ● Review: Dark Star
Low-budget indie film notwithstanding, the film is decently produced. The satirical ideas are there but not enough laughs.
Dec 8, 20252 min read


Study: Natto Can Lower Blood Lipids and Heart Disease
A Chinese paper by C. Wei et al titled “ Research Progress of Nattokinase in Reducing Blood Lipid ” posted on 24 May 2025 reviews research regarding the positive effects natto has on issues associated with cardiovascular disease. By the way, natto can degrade spike proteins as well. The paper is about 18 pages, with the main text at about 15 pages. The remaining are references. Unlike many papers, the authors actually try to explain some background regarding natto includi
Dec 5, 20253 min read


Film ● Review: Johnny Mnemonic
Not bad even though it can be much better. Can look darker and grittier. Admittedly not the easiest short story to adapt, but at least the screenplay is written by the original author.
Dec 4, 20254 min read


Campbell’s to Release New “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup”
Camden, NJ – In the wake of the explosive recording of Campbell’s Company executive Martin Bally making derogatory comments about fake meat and minorities, the company has decided to release a new canned soup. Campbell’s has fired Bally but understands that the “public deserves better from our iconic brand”. The company is scheduled to release “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup” which, according to the barely legible label, contains 65% cultured pork with the other 55% being c
Dec 2, 20251 min read


Boy Forbidden to Riot, Disappointed
Nashville, TN – An elementary school student is severely disappointed that he has been forbidden from rioting after finding out that French President Emmanuel Macron had allegedly put a hit on Candace Owens. “I don’t get it,” said George, 10, of Cabalsville Elementary School, “I would’ve thought that nowadays a white man trying to kill a black woman is like the near-perfect excuse to peacefully trash the place.” However, George is willing to consider an alternative view: “I g
Dec 1, 20251 min read


Church Rejects Technically Awesome Female Vocalist at Band Tryouts
Melbourne, Australia – A young woman has failed at the church band tryouts despite being technically awesome. “She’s got great voice control,” said Sheryl, one of the band leaders even though she herself can’t sing that well. According to Jason, another band leader, this female vocalist doesn’t lift her arms high enough either but that is an issue which can be fixed with “a little practice”. “She’s got good mic technique, which none of our current singers seem to manage and i
Nov 30, 20251 min read


Study: Only 14% of PCR-Positive Results Were Actually Positive
A study by M. Günther et al titled “ A calibration of nucleic acid (PCR) by antibody (IgG) tests in Germany: the course of SARS-CoV-2 infections estimated ” published on 13 October 2025 has worked out figures that confirm the PCR tests used during the plandemic weren’t very accurate. The paper is about 10 pages, with the main text at about 8 pages. The remaining are references. The study takes weekly data of PCR tests and IgG tests during the period March 2020 to 2021 in Germ
Nov 27, 20252 min read


NOTAMS Near Venezuela Just for Thanksgiving and Christmas Celebrations
The US Department of War has issued a statement reassuring all Americans—North, Central and South—that the recently issued NOTAMS near Venezuela are part of the upcoming Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations. “The NOTAMS are for all the fat turkeys that we intend to send to Venezuela,” said spokesman Vincent Bomdashiottau from the War Department, “because we love President Maduro and the cartels and we want our turkeys to get to them safely.” The effort is in recognition of
Nov 25, 20251 min read


Anime ● Review: Dan Da Dan
Entertaining series. Some visual elements are a bit jarring but generally well-produced. It is funny, but can be funnier. Tries a little too hard to be edgy. Grounded by the friendship between the two lead characters.
Nov 24, 20255 min read


Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
Starship Troopers was first published as a two-part serial before being released as a novel in 1959. Written by Robert A. Heinlein, himself a navy veteran, this military sci-fi coming-of-age story covers Johnnie Rico’s basic training and early career in Mobile Infantry (M.I.). This review will make a few comparisons with the 1997 film directed by Paul Verhoeven with the screenplay written by Edward Neumeier. Is the film faithful to the book? More Yes than No. Like most if n
Nov 21, 20255 min read


Film ● Review: The Woman in Cabin 10
Journalist reports woman going overboard but nobody believes her. Nothing particularly interesting but is intriguing enough initially. Becomes laughable later.
Nov 20, 20252 min read


J-drama Review: Miss King
A young woman wants revenge against her father via shogi. Characters lack complexity and some things are resolved too quickly, but it is well-produced with strongly established lead characters and the series is tight.
Nov 19, 20254 min read


Film ● Review: Black Bag
A counter-intelligence officer tries to find a mole. His wife is on the short list. Sounds boring but is a tight film with decent dramatic tension.
Nov 17, 20252 min read


Drama Review: The Consultant
If you like the novel, then don’t expect too much. Christoph Waltz carries the show but the corporate and office satire and black comedy are missing. One wonders whether the writer understands or appreciates the source material.
Nov 15, 20255 min read


Pelosi Announces Operation Southern Comfort
Washington DC – US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Operation Southern Spear on Thursday. “We’re calling it that because we’re gonna shove spears up the out-holes of the cartels,” said Hegseth. “And let’s be honest, it’s not just them, it’s also for those who traffic children, launder money and rig voting machines. Funny how no one talks about them.” Meanwhile, former Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi has announced an operation of her own. “Just bec
Nov 14, 20251 min read


Study: 32% of COVID-19 Spike Protein Similar to Human Endogenous Retroviral Elements
A study by J. Fleetwood titled “ A 32% Human-Derived Mosaic in the In Silico-Assembled SARS-CoV-2 Spike Protein: Accidental Contaminant Misincorporation or Intentional Functional Chimeric Design? ” published on 11 November 2025 has found… well, pretty much what the title states. The paper is 136 pages long but most of it is raw data. The main text is about 7 pages. The introduction is a reminder of how the virus was extracted. The SARS-CoV-2 genome was first reported as a com
Nov 13, 20252 min read


Man Upset $10M Bounty on Al-Sharaa Will Not Be Rewarded
Washington DC – A man is disgusted that his information regarding Ahmed Hussein al-Sharaa, the current Syrian president, will not be rewarded by the State Department. “There’s a $10-million bounty on this guy,” said the man, “and I couldn’t believe he was on TV with President Trump at the White House. I rang the State Department right away and told them he’s at the White House so go get him now.” The State Department stated that they are “pretty sure” that the bounty has been
Nov 12, 20251 min read


Vatican Tries to Clarify Marian Titles Like They Try to Clarify Everything Else
One can always trust the post-Vatican II church for some good waffle. This shouldn’t be surprising as Leo XIV blessed a block of ice at some “climate justice” conference last month. But more importantly, a document titled “ Mater Populi Fidelis ” (“The Mother of the Faithful People of God”) was released on November 4. It is a “Doctrinal Note on Some Marian Titles Regarding Mary’s Cooperation in the Work of Salvation” signed by Leo XIV on October 7 that is supposed to clarify
Nov 11, 20253 min read
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