A study by J. Trepel et al titled “Global analysis suggests nitrogen deposition as an underestimated driver of vegetation greening” published on 20 July 2026 finds that our breathing and passing gas make trees grow. The paper is 12 pages with the main text about 8 pages. The remaining are references. The study attempts to model the effects of nitrogen (N) deposition on greening at a global scale from 2001 to 2024. It is not merely nitrogen in the atmosphere, nitrogen from hum

Geneva, Switzerland – Experts are warning of the new COVID strain detected in most countries, dubbed the “Hormuz” variant. “We’ve given up on using Greek letters or numbers, cos they don’t sound sci-fi and scary anymore,” said Professor Lenny Bollocks. Experts have named the variant “Hormuz” because they suspect the strain originated in Iran while exploding Israeli bombs made it airborne and spread it. The variant has subsequently been tracked in all continents. Countries suc

Sydney, Australia – Due to the continuing conflict between the US, Israel and Iran, fuel prices are soaring. Airlines such as Qantas, however, have reassured travellers that they remain as efficient as ever—at increasing airfares. “Jet fuel supply is volatile, blah blah blah,” said Qantas spokesperson Will Ripov. “We love it when someone threatens the fuel even if it doesn’t directly impact us, cos we can then jack up the prices—well, as long as they don’t shoot us down like

Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...

Los Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.