Dec 3, 20231 minLucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During ArrestSt Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...
Jul 28, 20221 minDisney to Reboot All Star Wars FilmsLos Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
Jul 31, 20211 minDemocrats Deny Sending Skynet to Defund the PoliceThe Democrats have denied ordering Skynet to defund the police. “That is ridiculous,” said Biden, “as if we… we would waste taxpayer’s...
Dec 28, 20201 minPalpatine Defunds the JediGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...