Cardassia Prime – The Cardassian Central Command has officially accepted the gift of 2,800 luxury warships from the Dominion. Cardassian...

Arlington, VA – President Trump announced on Friday that the development and manufacture of the Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD)...

Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Vaccine Adverse Event”,...

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Another potentially disastrous flaw has been discovered on an imperial weapons platform. The imperial...

Arlington, VA – Medical experts are warning that the latest COVID variant “Boeing” is so dangerous that it can cause sudden death. “We...