Pelosi Portrait Unveiled!

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.

“I am proud to be the first woman Speaker of the House,” said Nancy, “to serve democracy as a woman and catholic and supportive of abortion rights and pronouns and all that.”

Paul Pelosi was also present in more than his underwear.

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