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Corporate Employee Suggests More KPIs
Sydney, Australia – A corporate minion was given a reprimand for “not being a team player”. Last week, John Lee was told that he had failed to meet one of his key performance indicators (KPIs). He contested that decision because his position is a core function of the company. “I only get to do the work that comes to me,” said Lee. “You can’t do the work if people don’t give you work. It’s not like the support departments where you can just keep shuffling paper as long as the
Aug 251 min read


Victorian Government Considers Collecting Green Toys and Machetes
Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...
Aug 9, 20251 min read


Macron Pushes Online Child Protection so They Can Marry Someone 24 Years Older Properly
Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...
Nov 13, 20221 min read


Martian Time-Slip by Philip K. Dick
Martian Time-Slip was first published as a novel in 1964, although it was published in serialized form in 1963. Although life is not easy...
Oct 9, 20223 min read
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