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Church Excommunicates Drummer for Air Drumming with Invisible Sticks
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...
Aug 1, 2022
1 min read
Local Church Musician Arrested
St Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
Jun 18, 2021
2 min read
Local Baptist Church Records Longest Service Ever
St Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.
Mar 16, 2021
2 min read
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