Man Wants to Die Healthy, Takes up Bike Riding

Sydney, Australia – A man wishes to get fit and so he has taken up bike riding.

“It’s good exercise and it gets me from A to B, which is convenient,” said the man.

The man initially rode at parks only but then decided to spend $4,500 on a bike and cycling suit so he can ride to and from work as well.

“I really want to stay healthy as long as I can, even until the day I die,” said the man, “and even if it means I need to ride among peak traffic and breathe in their exhaust.”

The man, however, is optimistic about the level of toxic fumes given the increase in electric vehicles in recent years.

Regardless, the man’s neighbor is not impressed: “Idiot cyclists just get in the way. They think they’re so cool with their carbon frames and tight suits. If I approach him from behind with my electric car, he won’t hear a thing.”

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