Washington DC – Kodos will become the 46th president of the United States. She will also be the first female and non-earthling to take office.
“So what if I wasn’t even on the ballot?!” said Kodos. “Looks like anyone can declare themselves president these days.”
Regarding the current legal actions against voter fraud, Kodos responded, “They are saying ‘Release the Kraken’. As a Rigellian, I think I qualify. I will be president.”
When asked who will be vice president, she is still considering. “My brother Kang is a good candidate. And I have a niece named Kamala too, so that may be fitting.”
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