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Campbell’s to Release New “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup”
Camden, NJ – In the wake of the explosive recording of Campbell’s Company executive Martin Bally making derogatory comments about fake meat and minorities, the company has decided to release a new canned soup. Campbell’s has fired Bally but understands that the “public deserves better from our iconic brand”. The company is scheduled to release “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup” which, according to the barely legible label, contains 65% cultured pork with the other 55% being c
4 days ago1 min read


Study: Mediterranean Diet Better for Gum Health
A study by G. Mainas et al titled “ Relationship between Mediterranean diet and periodontal inflammation in a UK population: A...
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Woman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with Vegan
Seattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...
Mar 23, 20231 min read
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