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Emperor Palpatine Defends Chaotic Endor Withdrawal
Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.
Sep 1, 2021
2 min read
Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given
Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
Dec 16, 2020
1 min read
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