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Sexual Health Protocols of Pennsylvania

If you’re wondering how to approach sex during this plandemic, then look no further than the Pennsylvanian Department of Health.

Apparently, COVID-19 spreads “mainly from person-to-person”. And if you engage in sex with those who are not in your household, then “have as few partners as possible, and pick partners you trust”.

Right, thanks for that.

But wait, there’s more advice.

Large gatherings are not safe during COVID19, but if you attend a large gathering where you might end up having sex, below are tips to reduce your risk of spreading or getting COVID-19 through sex:
● Limit the number of partners.
● Try to identify a consistent sex partner.
● Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.

Despite this plandemic being so serious, it’s fine to attend large parties or even orgies. If you’re confused, it’s understandable; after all, it’s not clear whether wearing a mask or face covering is just for when you’re walking around looking for someone to pork or during the porking itself. Not to worry, it clarifies the matter a few lines later.

Protect yourself and your partners from COVID-19 during sex.
● Avoid kissing. Kissing can easily pass the virus.
● Wear a face covering or mask.

Got it. No kissy kissy and wear a mask. But it’s fine to plow orifices of more than one person and/or have more than one person plow your orifices.

Just to conclude on a tangent… the webpage does state: “You are your safest sex partner.” If that’s the case, then why do the so-called global elites constantly screw with us?—I mean, not that I am encouraging any sort of vice here, but why can’t they just go home, do some drugs and masturbate like “normal” people?


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