FBI Arrests Man for Voting Multiple Times on Twitter to Reinstate Trump

Philadelphia, PA – The FBI has arrested a man for voting multiple times in favor of reinstating Donald Trump on Twitter.

The vote was set up on the platform by Elon Musk.

The man had set up multiple Twitter accounts with different email addresses, including those belonging to his dead relatives, and then proceeded to vote.

“We can’t have people voting multiple times on social media,” said the FBI spokesperson.

The man’s legal counsel commented: “I don’t know what drugs the FBI are on; I mean, my client is just doing what the Dems are doing, so it can’t be that illegal, right?”

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