It’s December already and therefore less than four weeks until Christmas! Rah!
Time for shopping. Rah!
Time to receive gifts. Rah!
For those who are struggling with gift ideas, do not fret. IMC Toys has the perfect Cry Babies for you this Christmas. It’s Kristal! Apparently, Kristal can get sick. And you know what will make her better?
That’s right. Kristal comes with a syringe. “When red spot will appear on her face, give her the injection to make them disappear!” (We are a little surprised there’s just one syringe and there’s no vaccination record card.)
So anyway, vaccines are the solutions to all health problems and there are no side effects. Have a merry, scamdemicy Christmas. Raaahhh!
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