Simian Practicalist
Jul 28, 20221 min
Updated: Jan 20
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films.
“I know some people are upset that we have been too woke,” said a Disney spokesperson, “but we think we possibly haven’t gone woke enough. Besides, The Last Jedi was utter s— however one looks at it.”
The schedule is yet to be confirmed but below are the titles.
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