COVID Still a Threat but Less When Someone Kicks 1000 Goals
Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...
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- Jul 27, 2021
- 6 min
BLM and I agree: Silence May Be Just as Bad as Compliance
I'll be the first to admit that on the spectrum of paranoia, I might land a little on the high side if compared to average Americans. But...
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- Jul 25, 2021
- 1 min
CDC Issues “Changes” to RT-PCR Test
The CDC has issued a notice for withdrawing the RT-PCR test after 31 December 2021.
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- Jul 19, 2021
- 1 min
Victorian Lockdown Applies to Astronauts
Melbourne, Australia – The Premier of Victoria, Dan Andrews, has announced that the latest lockdown will be extended...
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- Jul 12, 2021
- 5 min
Uber Drivers and Fetal Imaging Clinics Offer Hope
My last few Uber trips and the 3D Fetal Imaging Clinic owner gave me hope that more and more people are willing to speak against liberalism.
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- May 28, 2021
- 4 min
Children are Not Immune from The Cultural Divide
They are safer from the virus than they are the ramifications caused by it. I am a toddler parent and I live in a swing state that swung...
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- Apr 7, 2021
- 2 min
WHO: “Nobody is Safe until Everyone is Safe”
A bit of useful waffle from the WHO last week.
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- Mar 11, 2021
- 2 min
Imperial Lockdowns Taking a Toll
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Empire has been enforcing lockdowns across the galaxy in recent months. Although only for short periods...
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- Jan 27, 2021
- 2 min
A Thought on Masking
Recent news and commentary about masking reminded me of a few things.
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- Jan 25, 2021
- 6 min
With COVID and Progressivism, There’s No Need to Imagine Communism
With communism, if you’re fortunate enough to be at the top, then you have all the power.
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- Jan 16, 2021
- 1 min
Study Reveals Real Cause of Clinton Deaths
San Francisco, CA – It is common knowledge that there is an anomalously high number of deaths connected to Hillary Clinton. Amongst other...
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- Dec 31, 2020
- 2 min
Is COVID-19 Asymptomatic Transmission a Thing?
There is a paper by Shiyi Cao et al titled “Post-lockdown SARS-CoV-2 nucleic acid screening in nearly ten million residents of Wuhan, China”
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- Dec 20, 2020
- 2 min
Sexual Health Protocols of Pennsylvania
If you’re wondering how to approach sex during this plandemic, then look no further than the Pennsylvanian Department of Health.
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- Dec 19, 2020
- 1 min
CDC Consults Expert Statisticians
Atlanta, GA – Given the controversy surrounding the infection and death rates due to COVID-19, the CDC has hired a dozen expert...
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- Dec 16, 2020
- 1 min
Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given
Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
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- Dec 9, 2020
- 2 min
Fauci Recommends Masks Between Bites
Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emphasized on Sunday that...
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- Dec 1, 2020
- 1 min
MEME ALERT: Small Business Down!
They HATE you! Be sure to subscribe to our mailing list so you get each new Opinyun that comes out! Follow us on Farcebook, Twitterpated,...
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- Nov 30, 2020
- 1 min
MEME ALERT: Another lockdown, that'd be great, hm-kay.
Nothing like an Office Space reference. Be sure to subscribe to our mailing list so you get each new Opinyun that comes out! Follow us on...
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- Nov 30, 2020
- 1 min
Bill Gates Negotiating for Borg Nanotechnology
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – Bill Gates has entered into negotiations with the Borg Collective for their nanotechnology in order to...
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- Nov 24, 2020
- 1 min
Vidiians Developing COVID-19 Vaccine for Earth
Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Vidiians are developing a vaccine for COVID-19.
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