Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests

Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates regardless of their age but did not state specifics.

Today, he added that “walking up and down stairs” should be one of the physical tests.

“I mean, You-Know-Who trips every time he walks up the steps to the plane,” said Trump. “And it should be done at night as well.”

When queried whether he himself would do such tests, Trump answered: “I wouldn’t need to do them, not because the rules don’t apply to me but because you see me going up and coming down from my jet all the time. And while I’m eating my McDonald’s too, I bet you can’t do that!”

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