Pelosi: “God gave us two arms” to Vote Twice

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again.

“Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election fraud. I really believe this is why God gave us two arms: to vote twice and to tear up two opponent’s ballots.”

The Speaker of the House then mumbled something, thumped the podium and walked away to check her shares.

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