Simian Practicalist

Nov 13, 20231 min

New Electric Vehicle “Evangelion” to Enter Market

Updated: Jan 19

Austin, TX – A new electric vehicle manufacturer has entered the market.

Intended to compete with Tesla, Genesis will release their first range, the sporty 2-door Evangelion.

The car is available in five colors, with purple being the signature color.

The car can operate at full power as long as the power cable is connected. If the power cable is disconnected, the car can run for 5 minutes. Drivers need not worry because there is a huge digital countdown clock on the dashboard.

“That’s pretty good performance,” says Genesis Director Ikari Gendou, “as our car can run about two minutes longer than our competitors.”


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