Local Church Buys Invisible Bibles

Los Angeles, CA – Cross-Only Non-denominational Church has recycled all their bibles and purchased a new batch which is invisible.

“We are very excited about these new bibles,” said Head Minister Nadine Dickinson. “Before, we had to pretend all those harsh and judgemental bible verses didn’t exist. We actually considered a condensed version so we wouldn’t have to be bothered by all that, but these invisible ones are the best.”

Some churchgoers agree.

“I love these invisible bibles,” said Jay, a regular attendee, “I mean, we can’t just do away with the bible, so these invisible ones are really convenient.”

“They’re great, preparing for bible studies is so much easier!” said Lana the Bible Study Coordinator.

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