Experts: Today, White Lung Syndrome; Tomorrow, White People Syndrome

Atlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic.

“I know we absolutely overreacted to COVID,” said Dr Con Greywash, “but it’s important that we prepare to absolutely overreact to this white lung syndrome and anything else that may come along.”

It is not merely mutations of current viruses such as COVID-19 but new diseases are also potential threats, according to many experts.

“Today, it’s white lung syndrome, tomorrow it’s white people syndrome,” he said, “so it’s important that we go woke and keep our borders open and have as much variation in skin color as possible. Hopefully, everybody is carrying something and they’ll all just wipe each other out and thereby prevent another pandemic.”

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